Fellows, brothas, gents, chaps, homeys...What's next?

Just saw a job posting for an Information Literacy Fellow. What a great title! I will be applying for this one mosdef. I suppose I'll need to find a smoking jacket and rosewood pipe. Hmmmm, I wonder where Heff gets those red velour robes? Not exactly the thing to be wearing while teaching an info. lit. class, but it could break the ice with a little humor/partial nudity (jk!).